The Ross Perot Guide to Answering Embarassing Questions letra

words by Calvin Trillin
music and adaptation by Pete Seeger

When something in my history is found
Which contradicts the views that I propound
Or shows that I perhaps am not the guy I claim to be
Here's what I usually do

Chorus:
I lie
I simply boldly falsify
I look the other feller in the eye
And just deny, deny, deny
I lie

I don t apologize. Not me. Instead
I say I never said the things I said
Nor did the things some people saw me do
When confronted by some things they know are true

Chorus

I hate those weasel words some slickies use
To blur their past or muddy up their views
Not me. I'm blunt. One thing that makes me great
Is that I'll never dodge nor obfuscate

Chorus

Arlo Guthrie - Letras

• 1913 Massacre
• A Little a This N That
• Abiyoyo
• Alice's Restaurant Massacree
• All Over The World
• All This Stuff Takes Time
• Amazing Grace
• Anytime
• Buffalo Gals
• Buffalo Skinners
• Carry Me Over
• Chilling of the Evening
• Circles
• City Of New Orleans
• Coming Into Los Angeles
• Connection
• Cooper's Lament
• Cowboy Song
• Darkest Hour
• Days Are Short
• De Colores
• Dead or Alive
• Deportee
• Deportees (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)
• Doors Of Heaven
• Drowning Man
• Eli
• Epilogue
• Evangelina
• Every Hand In The Land
• Face of Time
• Fence Post Blues
• Gabriel's Mother's Highway Ballad #16 Blues
• Garden Song
• Gates Of Eden
• Give It All You Got
• Grocery Blues
• Guabi, Guabi
• Guantanamera
• Gypsy Davey
• Here We Are/Way Out In The Country
• Highway In The Wind
• Hobo's Lullaby
• I Could Be Singing
• I Ride An Old Paint
• I Want To Be Around
• I'll Be With You Tonight
• I'm Changing My Name to Chrysler
• I'm Going Home
• I've Just Seen a Face
• If I Could Only Touch Your Life
• If You Would Just Drop By
• Introduction
• Jacob's Ladder
• Jamaica Farewell
• John Looked Down
• Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
• Last To Leave
• Last Train
• Lay Down Little Doggies
• Lightning Bar Blues
• Little Beggar Man
• Living Like a Legend
• Lovesick Blues
• Major Blues
• Manzanillo Bay
• Massachusetts
• Meditation (Wave Upon Wave)
• Miss The Mississippi And You
• Moon Song
• Mooses Come Walking
• Mr Bojangles
• My Creole Belle
• My Front Pages
• My Love
• Mystic Journey
• Norman Always Knew
• Now And Then
• Ocean Crossing
• Oh Mom
• Oh, In The Morning
• Oklahoma Hills
• Oklahoma Nights
• One Night
• Patriot's Dream
• Percy's Song
• Power Of Love
• Presidential Rag
• Prologue
• Ramblin' Round
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• Ridin' Down the Canyon
• Ring-Around-A-Rosy Rag
• Running Down The Road
• Russian Girls
• Sailing Down This Golden River
• Satellite
• Shackles And Chains
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• Slow Boat
• Solo Le Pido a Dios
• Somebody Turned On the Light
• Someday
• South Coast
• Stairs
• Standing At The Threshold
• Stealin'
• Telephone
• Tennessee Stud
• The City of New Orleans
• The Gal I Left Behind
• The Motorcycle Song
• The Motorcycle Song (de Arlo)
• The Motorcycle Song (in album Arlo)
• The Pause of Mr. Claus
• The Ross Perot Guide to Answering Embarassing Questions
• The Ross Perot Guide To Answering Embarrassing Questions
• The Story of Reuben Clamzo & His Strange Daughter in the Key of A
• The Streets of Laredo
• This Land Is Your Land
• This Troubled Mind Of Mine
• Try Me One More Time
• Ukulele Lady
• Uncle Jeff
• Under Cover of Night
• Underground
• Unemployment Line
• Utah Carroll
• Valley To Pray
• Victor Jara
• Wabash Cannonball
• Waimanalo Blues
• Wake Up Dead
• Walking Down The Line
• Walking Song
• Wedding Song
• Wheel Of Fortune
• When a Soldier Makes It Home
• When I Get To The Border
• When The Cactus Is In Bloom
• When The Ship Comes In
• Where Have All The Flowers Gone
• Which Side
• Won't Be Long
• Woody's Rag/Hard Work
• World Away From Me
• Wouldn't You Believe It
• You And Me
• You Are The Song